Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a humble farmhand working on the farm of the despotic tyrant Maxu in Stardew Valley. Joe also shares the farm with Matty B the cat, a rumored spy of JojaCorp. Joe Biden is 100% canon and an integral part of the game. Despite claims that they hold equal positions and share all of the earnings, Joe Biden has submitted numerous complaints to the town council that Maxu frequently uses all of his money to buy beans and/or cauliflowers.

In his early days, Joe Biden had all of his wealth stripped from him due to a bean-related pyramid scheme, only being able to afford a single parsnip seed to feed himself. This seed was brutally stripped from him by his fellow farmhand, and Joe has been in counselling ever since.

Recently, rumours have been spreading of Joe Biden's night-time antics, with residents reporting sightings of Joe pilfering their bins, stealing their baguettes and leaving dead fish outside their houses. He has also been known to enter people's homes uninvited at random times of the day and attempt to enter their bedroom to 'meet the town'. If Joe Biden enters your house unannounced please call the police immediately.